Biome Glitch Discovery Ocean #3

Strewth, that glitch was downright philosophical. Apparently two parallel algorithms couldn’t agree on an answer to a simple question: Is water wet? One chunk of code defined “wet” as “a liquid adhering to a solid” and said “no, not wet.” The other bit of code defined “wet” as “the sensation of contact with a liquid” and decided “yes, wet.” I couldn’t decide, so I told them to flip a virtual coin and get on with it.