Bob: Without warning, a sandstorm kicked up. I’m talking howling wind, lightning. Had me going in circles, trying like heck to find a place to hide. Thought I was done for when Humpty dropped dead on me... until I spotted a cave that looked like the Promised Land. Meeka: (sigh) Poor Humpty. Bob: I tripped over a bunch of eggs lying around inside, and thought I’d hit the jackpot. And that’s when Momma -- an honest-to-gosh dragon -- turned up. Meeka: (gasp) Oh no! Bob: She was none too happy about me scrambling up her babies. Meeka: Betcha barely got out of that one without becomin’ her breakfast. Meeka: No scrambled Bob on the menu that day!
Bob's Frontier Tales #4
by Bob